OK, maybe not bend to your will. But: There are things to know about how the Web works that will give you greater control over your own work and how people experience it on the Internet
Understand essential aspects of using the Web for your art
Just the Best Parts: The Web for Artists, written by artist/musician/programmer James Britt, will give you the key information you need to make the most of the Web.
It's fun, it's fast, it to the point.
When the book is done it will be available in PDF, mobi, and epub formats.